Bride of the Fat White Vampire

Bride of the Fat White Vampire
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 450
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ISBN-10 : 9780345478610
ISBN-13 : 0345478614
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Book Synopsis Bride of the Fat White Vampire by : Andrew Fox

Download or read book Bride of the Fat White Vampire written by Andrew Fox and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2004-08-03 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What’s a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn’t desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.

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