Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.

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An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of

Lucy introduces herself as the longest dog, displaying a gentle sense of humor but great self-confidence despite the fact that being extremely long is not easy.

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