Download or read book New Math written by Craig Damrauer and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2006-09 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Math offers a unique and humorous take on life as told by old-school arithmetic equations. For instance, does a cat plus loyalty equal a dog? What's the equation for a backyard? And if you're angry, are you ticked off to the second or third power? The answers to these questions and many more are cleverly revealed in New Math. A book for those who want to know how to delineate or define emotions, activities, or just everyday stuff in an amusing and new way, New Math is a little bit of acumen and a lot of hilarity that adds up to a must-read. JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL = JAIL + PUBERTY SANITY = EVERYONE ELSE'S CRAZINESS / MINE BULLY = A JERK - 1 GOOD ASS-KICKINGCalculators not required.