Download or read book Fields for President written by W.C. Fields and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wonderful parody from 1940, W.C. Fields announces his candidacy for America's highest office. He offers sound advice on a number of topics in classic Fields-style humor in his attempt to win votes. "Campaign resolutions are no better than New Year's resolutions," he writes. "They are thrown together hastily at the last minute, with never a thought as to how they may be gracefully broken. Now, I am a candidate with years of experience breaking New Year's resolutions, and what I can accomplish with those, I can certainly accomplish with campaign resolutions."