Download or read book Retirement Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-11-09 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I see you've just turned 64. When are you thinking of retiring?' 'Constantly!' Most retirement jokes are just about old age, but this little book is packed with quips and quotes about retirement itself, making it suitable for anyone planning a retirement speech or looking for a retirement gift. So put on your slippers, light your pipe and sit back for a 'lump sum' of laughter!