Download or read book The Revenge of Bob the Sardine written by DJC and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Revenge of Bob the Sardine - In this quirky novella, DJC leads us on an extraordinary ride through time and space, as the mystery surrounding Bob the sardine - an irascible, feisty little fella who refuses to give up even after he's dead - is finally unraveled!Bob is at the Gates of Heaven...and he wants in.It is up to the keeper of the Gates - Saint Peter, no less - to investigate just how a sardine has ended up on the cusp of celestial deliverance. Tracing the story through every person who encountered the post-death Bob (he's been squashed into a can with three other sardines, naturally). What the saint uncovers is at times bizarre, often macabre, but never dull.Personal Note from the AuthorThe Revenge of Bob the Sardine was the dissertation piece for my Master's degree in Creative Writing. If you like deliciously dark humor that'll make you think, this is just the ticket. Enjoy!