Download or read book Zelda's Absurd Agonies written by Zelda Halopile and published by Zelda Halopile. This book was released on 2012-04-01 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a mythical creature living in your head? Does it look like you are off to prison because you cleared your bowels in your neighbors garden? Is your child a vampire? Do you want to be a dog? Are you unable to stop sweating to the point that you will evaporate? If you have ever asked yourself any of these questions then my book is for you.