Download or read book 500 Acres and No Place to Hide written by Susan McCorkindale and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious follow-up to the memoir, Confessions of a Counterfeit Farm Girl. It's been four years since Susan's husband dragged her kicking and screaming from their comfortable, big city East Coast life to a farm in Virginia cattle country. Susan's adjusting as best she can, which isn't easy considering she's been known to wear Manolos in manure. She'll never be a real farm girl, but as readers will see from her side- splitting confessions, she's faking it just fine.