Download or read book Confessions of a Serial Masturbator written by Conley and published by . This book was released on 2011-11-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Masturbation is the catalyst for a much needed life change, in this oft quirky, humorous and inspirational story of a woman's journey of self-discovery.& ; & ;This is the tale of how mild mannered, utterly lonely, socially inept, thoroughly bored, bookkeeper, Breezy Deigh, transforms her stiff and stifled, lackluster existence, to become a bona fide masturbation cult hero. & ; & ;Breezy Deigh, has the same frustrations many share; an unfulfilling job, a humdrum social life, and a non-existent love life, all tepidly spinning in a maddening cycle of work, sleep, bouts of TV dependency and strawberry cheesecake.& ; & ;She also has another frustration that many women share - she's never truly had an orgasm.& ; & ;But Breezy's life is headed full speed for change. A budding friendship with co-workers Cinderella and Gia, leads to a chance encounter with "Pumpkin Eater Peter," the man who would bring her to her first heart stopping, breath taking, and completely addictive orgasm. & ; & ;An evening of frustration, a trip to a toy store, and a dildo fairy, initiates Breezy's obsession with masturbation. Her crave to climax sends her on journey of self-exploration, that will change her life, and the lives of many others. Along the way, she has a falling out with a family member, an affairof sortswith a neighbor, opens up to the possibilities of love, is caught in the act, and falls victim to a scandalous masturbation misunderstanding, that will forever alter her life, and catapult her from a super average nine to fiver, to the most infamous masturbator the world has ever seen.& ;