Download or read book Frequent Flyer Humor written by George Stewart and published by . This book was released on 2013-11-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frequent flying is often dreary. Sometimes unpleasant. Sometimes in extremis. This is the antidote. Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship is a collection of humorous or incongruous short stories and one-liners. It's to give you smiles and chuckles punctuated by an occasional knee- slapping guffaw. It starts with reservations and ends with landings. There's an occasional side trip along the way in case flying is more interesting than taking a ride on a winged bus. One-Upmanship because some of the information is somewhat sophisticated and may be unknown. Frequent Flyer Humor was created for you by a former frequent flyer. Been there, done that, it's happened to me. Table of Contents Reservations Check-in Baggage Boarding Passengers Flight Attendants Airports Airlines Aircraft Aircraft Maintenance Lingo Decoded Flight Training Pilots Pilot Quotes Flying Military Air Control Tower Landings