Download or read book Funny Disney Jokes for Kids written by Addison Zegan and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Largest Disney Joke Book On AMAZON! We wanted to make a Disney Joke book that was EASY to read. SHORT and to the point! What kid doesn't like corny jokes? Clean, wholesome funny jokes written in a small, easy to carry book for a backpack, bringing along on a long car ride, or to hold in a small hand. Example Jokes # 25. How does Wall-e eat guacamole? with microchips # 38. What Did The Woody Say When Slinky Left? Doggone! # 60. Whats Buzz Lightyears favorite dance move? The Moon Walk # 76. What did Jack Skellington order at the restaurant? Spare ribs!!! # 115. Why was Chip 'n Dale late to Disneyland? Traffic was NUTS. # 267. Where did Jessica and Rodger Rabbit go after there wedding? On a BUNNYMOON! # 309. Why is Yoda's garden always so beautiful? Because he has 2 green thumbs. Other Disney joke books are OUTDATED and irrelevant, We added only the NEWEST Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and Starwars Jokes for 2020! This book has it all! 450 Disney Jokes from movies like.... Mary Poppins, Petes Dragon, The Brave Little Toaster, Oliver & Company, The Mighty Ducks, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mulan, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Wreck it Ralph, Brave, Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and The Beast, Aladdin, Frozen, Snow White, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Pinocchio, Bambi, Hercules, MOANA, Lilo & Stitch, Tangled, Jungle Book, Peter Pan, Dumbo, Alice In Wonderland, Winnie The Pooh, Sleeping Beauty, 101 Dalmatians, and MUCH MORE!