Download or read book How To Survive Your 40Th Birthday written by Bill Dodds and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 1990-10-15 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a great gag gift for anyone turning 40! How To Survive Your 40th Birthday is a perfect gift for thirty-nine-year-olds dreading the Big Four 40. It provides reassurance that there's more to life after forty: old age and death. And it's chock fun of off-the-wall advice that can come in very handy when you turn forty, including: How to act surprised at your surprise 40th birthday party How to tell the difference between a mid-life crisis and a hangover How to raise a family without raising your blood pressure How to find your lost youth without hurting yourself How to get through your high-school reunion without lying about your job